FAA Assures Public: Air Travel 'Pretty Safe'
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Guantanamo Bay Begins Construction On Senior Care Wing
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My great-granduncle (born 1890) on his motorcycle in Ohio
What was **normal everyday life** like for people living 50, 100, or more years ago? Featuring old photos, scanned documents, articles, and personal anecdotes that offer a glimpse into the past.
Senate Passes Bipartisan Resolution Preventing Themselves From Stopping Trump
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Facebook: ‘We Will Make Our Product Worse, You Will Be Upset, And Then You Will Live With It’
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President Creates Cabinet-Level Position To Coordinate Scandals
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Political Scientists Reassure Americans That Stripping Minorities Of Citizenship Usually Where Descent Into Fascism Peters Out
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Nation Would Rather Think About 9/11 Than Anything From Subsequent 10 Years
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Veterans affairs agency orders staff to report each other for ‘anti-Christian bias’
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Paranoid Duck Convinced CIA Killing Off U.S. Bird Population
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Nation Supposes It's Outraged By White House Scandals
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Palestinian Family Trapped Under Rubble Thrilled To Hear 'Gaza' Trending On Twitter
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‘What About All The Good Times?’ Says Cornered President Calling On Nation To Remember Covfefe And The Saudi Arabia Orb
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SPONSORED: Today’s Ku Klux Klan: Back On Top And Ready For The Future
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My largest diamond painting!
A subreddit for the up-and-coming, addictive craft, diamond painting! Share your works in progress, finished paintings, and anything you think other diamond painters would love! (On topic of course!) :)
'Right To Live Life In Complete, Stunned Horror,' Added To Constitution
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Report: This Week’s All Fucking Hell Breaking Loose Projected To Be 30% More Insane Than Last Week’s Complete Shitshow
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Chloe wanted to pop out and wish you all a good weekend!
For caretakers of guinea pigs encouraging the proper techniques in handling, treating and raising cavies.
GOP Leaders Celebrate Passing Point Of No Return
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Saddam Proud He Still Killed More Iraqi Civilians Than U.S.
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Tearful Elon Musk Warns About Dangers Of AI After Having Heart Broken By Beautiful Robotrix
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Area Woman Has More Than 200 Products To Help Calm Her
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Trump cuts aid to South Africa over ‘racial discrimination’ against Afrikaners
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