What is your greatest stupid action you've done while high?

One time I got really high when I was like in my last year of High School and put a whole box of hot pockets in the microwave and found out two minutes and 45 seconds later when I opened up the microwave and realized I had not even opened the box or anything, all I did was put the two pack box of hot pockets in the microwave and cook it for almost 3 minutes :(