TIFU by confessing about my sex doll, and now "Smosh Pit" is roasting me for it.

Last year, I posted on Confession subreddit about one of the dumbest things that I have ever done. Long story short, I had an adult doll, hidden from my wife, locked away in the hunting room. One day I decided to get rid of because it felt wrong to keep it. I made a "genius plan".. To drive out to the forest with a spade and give her a "proper burial".

Except that I ended up like a total idiot, because I panicked middle of the drive. The whole thing started feeling shady as hell.. what if someone saw me digging ore something? So in a moment of pure panic, I just stopped the car on the roadside, and threw her out of the trunk to the side of the road.

I thought that would be the end of it. Nope it not. The next day, someone ofc found her lying there, ass up, and it made headlines in a local newspaper. Then it even spread to national paper. My doll became "famous", and I was "mortified" and a little worried, but at least it was not traced back to me. After a long time I made the confession post (7months ago).

Fast forward to this weekend, and I’ve apparently managed to fuck it up even more. My confession post ended up being a topic on Smosh Pit podcast/YouTube show this weekend. Not only did they laugh at my stupidity, but Trevor Evarts recreated the exact pose my doll was found in. There he was on the scene, lying on his back, legs crossed, ass up, hands gripping his cheeks, just like her (my old sexdoll). Watching that, I was both embarrassed and laughing my ass off. What a fucked up life desition I made...

Now I’m officially the guy who panicked, threw a sex doll on the side of the road, and became Podcast/YouTube material for the internet to laugh at. I spectacularly fucked this one up. Thanks, Smosh, for reminding me just how dumb I am.

TL;dr:
I tried to get rid of my old sex doll by burying it, but panicked and threw it on the roadside instead. It ended up in local and national news, and now my confession post was featured on Smosh Pit. Trevor Evarts even recreated the exact pose she was found in. My fuck-up is now viral content.

Edit: I regret throwing the doll in nature. If I could go back, I’d handle it differently. I learned afterward that in Norway, we can return them to the store for proper disposal.