average “are my parents strict?” post

  1. my parents will beat my ass with a 2x4 if i ever wake up later than 5:30 AM

  2. I am only allowed to eat vegetables and ABSOLUTELY nothing else

  3. screen time per week is 3 minutes to check school assignments and my parents will break my phone if i go over the limit

  4. my parents set up cameras in every single corner of my house to observe my activities

  5. my parents threatened to kill my hamster and set my room on fire if i get lower than a 99.98% on a test

  6. no talking to the opposite gender or i get grounded for 34 months

guys please dont attack my parents, im sure they’re great people and just really care about me!!!