Things I’m hoping Trump accomplishes in his second term

I hope he gets rid of libraries for being too communist, from now on a library card will get you either 10% off at a scholastic book fair OR a three month free trial of kindle unlimited (only if you already have prime)

I hope he nationalizes bitcoin but privatizes the post office

Defines that America not only exclusively recognizes two genders, but also exclusively recognizes only two spices, salt and pepper, the rest being labeled as potentially ethnic.

Adopts pro-choice for dudes, why is it always ‘her’ choice? Otherwise known as Paternal financial abortion. If the dad doesn’t want to keep the kid why should he be forced to support it? A man has the right to cut himself off and avoid child support. But this has to be done at a Planned Parenthood

I hope he brings back trans fats.

I hope wealthphobia becomes a thing.

And I hope he bans more types of people from the military so there’s more ways out of a potential draft.

What are you hoping for?