Why are these two seen as the straight man's choice?!

Darius has a full-on smokey eye nude lip 2016 MUA Youtuber look and Draven's eyeliner looks like he meticulously applies it each morning with the MAC Color Excess Gel Pencil in Glide or Die. They're so stereotypically macho that it wraps around to being gay. I think that's what trade is, actually. They're like very adorned birds of paradise that strut around and peck people angrily.