This pigeon shits on my car every morning.
Parking in my complex is shit so I use a carport. Last week I noticed I had bird shit on my back window. Easy enough got a car wash and went on about the day. Next morning the shit is back in the same spot. Weird but just got a car wash again. This is day 5 of this cycle. This little fuck has amazing aim. Today I woke up a bit earlier than normal and found the culprit. I think my specific spot is his toilet ???