There are NO hot singles in your area.
Earlier today while jorking it (and by "it" I wish to clarify that it was my peanits which was object that was being jorked), I saw a banner ad on my mobile phone that read: "hot singles in your area!!" As a health inspector, I panicked. I ceased to jork it and got back to work immediately, checking all the fridges in your area to ensure that they are up to code and are set to the proper temperature. I want to reassure the public that there are absolutely NO hot singles in your area. The singles are cold and fresh because they are being refrigerated. Thank you. Now that I have returned to the abode whereby women earn income by way of slowly removing their clothes in a sensual manner, I shall recommence jorking.
