Favorite “one-liners” from the show?

Been going through the catalogue again and currently on the John List episodes. Man Henry has some HILARIOUS one liners and got me wondering what sticks out as some of the funniest lines for other listeners! Toss em in the comments!

My favorite right now is from this episode:

“help is what a man screams when he’s stuck at the bottom of a mountain, not when he’s riding on the wings of an American eagle!”