Who are your famous AFK players?

I feel every server is a famous or infamous "Always AFK person standing there, and yet is always in BiS gear somehow".

For instance, on Lamia we have "Sweet Darling of the Holy Body" in the <<HoT>> FC who is ALWAYS at the Gridania Aetheryte. And there is Mogchamp in Limsa who is a pure white naked male Roe with a Moogle head piece on who is always AFK by the Market board.

So who is your famous AFK set piece on your server?

EDIT: BTW if you want to say hi I am Gloxinia on Lamia ^{.^}