What’s your favorite Mormon joke?

The context is that my friend who works in Provo is the butt of racist Asian jokes by his Mormon colleagues. HR isn’t doing anything about it cuz they’re “just jokes.”

So since they’re “just jokes”, I guess it means that he’s allowed to tell Mormon jokes too. (Or maybe it’ll help them understand why it’s inappropriate to call him Ching Chong.)

So exmos, please help a guy out- what are your favorite Mormon jokes?