Ridiculous things you use to pray about

When I was still PIMI I used to pray about things that looking today I can see how cringe and pathetic they were.

Some of this things were: "Please Jehovah do not destroy this world until I have the opportunity to be a missionary and preach around the world, also do not destroy this world until I get to Gilead school!"

"Please Jehovah give me the opportunity to work as a volunteer on the Ramappo project, please please please give me this chance to be used for you!"

"Please Jehovah help me marry my crush since the 4th grade, please Jehovah use your powers to make her be in love with me , please please please God do this for me"

"Please Jehovah I didn't study for this school exam today but give me the wisdom necessary to at least have an A and I promise I will become an auxiliar pioneer next month, please do this favor to me and I will give you in return please please!"

Now, what were some of the things you used to pray about?