Christmas Eve Drunk Thread - December 24, 2023
'Twas the night of Free Talk, diverse tales were told, In a digital space where stories unfold. From career woes to love's surprise, Anecdotes of life, in varied size.
First, smockinjay, a career in a twist, Bathroom faucets, a puzzle missed. On all fours, a bath turned absurd, A tale of struggles, oh how it's heard.
Slimjimshady069, a love story untold, A shy girl's rejection, a heartache bold. Not her type, a blue-collar theme, A breakup in shadows, a love's lost dream.
Professional-Toe7318, a group chat uproar, Not politics, but a date's faux pas. A suit at dinner, a selfie faux, Buffalo Wild Wings, a TV show.
Chicken-strips-, a dog's uncertain fate, Blindness declared, a heart in wait. A second opinion, a pill's respite, A dog's vision restored, a twist so right.
DidierDirt, a workplace alert, Gambling discovered, a covert flirt. Cleaning guy's antics, poker delight, Feet up, popcorn, an unexpected sight.
Brad-Stevens, a neighbor's last breath, Active in life, a heart meets death. A sudden loss, a shock profound, A friend like a grandfather, forever renowned.
Steviepopo, a tale so absurd, A buddy cop show, of the unheard. A mentally handicapped kid and a duck, Solving crimes together, a premise so pluck.
Scrawfo1180, a work trip gone wild, Portugal's return, a dance-floor defiled. Pants down, an office disgrace, Uncircumcised cock, a job's end embrace.
Dicta85, a pay gap unveiled, Replacement's plight, a story detailed. Invited to hang out, a group affair, Life's twists and turns, an unfair share.
RetardedCharizard, a workday lament, No day off, a drywall's ascent. Wishing for reprieve, a dream deferred, In Boston's work world, a fate incurred.
Sidewalkbandit, a party plan gone astray, Blow in conversation, a cautionary say. Fentanyl fears, a friend to test, John's role, a first line quest.
Dasboot515, a Bane's destruction mused, Heinz Field in ruins, a league confused. Resume or rebuild, a question unclear, After the blast, a future to peer.
DustAshamed584, an intimate share, A girlfriend's desire, an act laid bare. Clam digging nights, a rough play's plea, Advice sought, a perplexity.
BabuBhattDreamCafe, a neighbor's cheer, A hat's critique, a comment sincere. "Braves hat," he says, a moment's jest, In friendship's banter, a bond expressed.
OnceAteABurgerAMA, a tweet's recall, Boston manhunt, a wrestler's call. Gleeson's tale, a wrestling feat, In singlet glory, a hero's seat.
TYBG1001, a night's surprise, A buddy's conquest, a twist in size. A tale of passion, a night's embrace, In doggy style, an unexpected space.
BakerInTheKitchen, a concert tale, Lizzo's show, a laughter's trail. Cheap seats, a joke untold, In humor shared, a love unfolds.
BringOnThePancakes, a Titanic thought, Numbers sought, a lesson taught. Arguments born, a laughter's tide, In marital banter, a bond to abide.
As night unfolds, the fFree Talk's tales fade, A digital space where stories are laid. In laughter, sorrow, love, and strife, A tapestry woven, in the fabric of life.
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Stay safe out there. Don't drink and drive. VIVA!