Baltimore is filled with dog shit

I wrote this sonnet to express my feelings about the increase of dog shit everywhere I look:

Baltimore city has a dog shit issue

I think we need to start referring to our beautiful city as Baltimore shitty

A solution to this problem is a simple bag or tissue

Some dog owners are ruining this once great city

Dog shit, everywhere I look

It’s overtaken every corner and patch of grass

According to Baltimore city animal control, not picking up your dog shit makes you a crook

If you own a dog don’t be an ass, have some class

It feels like I constantly step in shit, even my dog has it on his paws

No where in the city is safe from turds

Cmon you assholes, follow the community laws

I can’t be the only one tired of seeing all of this shit, some looking like nasty cheese curds

All of this just to say, please pick up your dog shit

I know you have it in you to buy some little bags so, I beg you, try harder nitwit