We have some Breaking News. Brad...
Brad Buckley here with the NBSG1 Chopper.
We've got a car thief trying to evade...
HEY I CANT BELIEVE IT! THERE SEEMS TO BE SOMONE HOLDING ONTO THE BACK OF THE STOLEN CAR! IS THAT A SKATEBOARDER? MY GOD!
It looks like they're are trying to shake the skater, but the skater is just not letting go! If he can hold on long enough, maybe the thieves can run out of gas!
This goal mission is etched into my brain as a core memory and now that those missions aren't included in the new demake, it's an instant pass for me. 4 had so much soul like helping that one convict escape alcatraz or finding some basehead's pink elephants across college. Fuck Activision.