Appreciation thread for the least intelligent intelligence agent in the galaxy

TNG: Reunification.

Commander Sela launches a plot to conquer Vulcan. To accomplish this she:

Steals 3 Vulcan ships. Why Vulcan ships? You’d think a Romulan peace envoy would use Romulan ships. The Vulcans will know they have no ships assigned to Romulus.

Lures Spock to Romulus where she captures him and tells him her plan, and demands he tell everyone it’s a peace envoy. Spock already thought he was there for peace. Maybe don’t tell him it’s actually an invasion fleet? Also, if your backup is a Spock hologram why not just use that?

Plans to conquer and hold Vulcan, a founding member of the Federation, with 2000 soldiers.

Has the Vulcan ships followed by a cloaked Warbird, which kinda begs the question why not just use the Warbird if it can follow the fleet undetected?

Leaves Spock and Data, the two greatest computational minds the Federation has ever had, in a room alone with a computer connected to the internet.

TNG: Reunification.

Commander Sela launches a plot to conquer Vulcan. To accomplish this she:

Steals 3 Vulcan ships. Why Vulcan ships? You’d think a Romulan peace envoy would use Romulan ships. The Vulcans will know they have no ships assigned to Romulus.

Lures Spock to Romulus where she captures him and tells him her plan, and demands he tell everyone it’s a peace envoy. Spock already thought he was there for peace. Maybe don’t tell him it’s actually an invasion fleet? Also, if your backup is a Spock hologram why not just use that?

Plans to conquer and hold Vulcan, a founding member of the Federation, with 2000 soldiers.

Has the Vulcan ships followed by a cloaked Warbird, which kinda begs the question why not just use the Warbird if it can follow the fleet undetected?

Leaves Spock and Data, the two greatest computational minds the Federation has ever had, in a room alone with a computer connected to the internet.