Hot tub pantsing

I (24f) was at a Christmas/New Year’s party this past Saturday with 8 other people of mixed genders all around my age, including my boyfriend (23m), his best friend I’ll call Nick (23m), and another of their friends who I’ll call Matt (22m). They’re the only ones who are really relevant to this story. I should mention Nick hates me, I’m pretty sure it’s because he feels like I stole his friend away or something, plus the guy’s perpetually single and honestly kind of a misogynist dudebro type in general.

Anyway the house we were at is a nice suburban mcmansion with a big hot tub in the back yard, which we wound up using. We were all sitting around in the hot tub playing games like never have I ever and would you rather. At one point Matt got out to go use the bathroom. While he was gone someone else dared Nick to take a double shot of straight gin (he hates gin). Nick got out to grab the bottle and a shot glass off the table next to the tub, poured it out, then came back to take it. But instead of getting in the tub he stood on the little staircase you use to get in and out of it. As this was happening Matt was coming back. Nick took the shot, and like immediately after Matt, who was right behind him at this point, got the idea to yank Nick’s bathing suit down as a joke. Leaving him totally naked in front of everyone.

His penis was tiny, like it was about as big around as a nickel and there was zero shaft on it at all that you could see, just his little tip poking out above his (also small asf) balls. Looked like a gumdrop on a beanbag or something. And because of where he was standing his lil guy was pretty much exactly at eye level for everyone.

We all just started laughing. He was furious, calling Matt a motherfucker this and a bitch that. Someone asked him if he was “really that cold”, which set him off even more. He cursed us all out, got dressed and left despite my boyfriend apologizing on Matt’s behalf and trying to get him to stay.

He could always be a grower, but based on how enraged he was when it happened and how aggressively he reacted to honestly pretty mild teasing (he’s made way meaner jokes about me and some of the other people there before) I’d bet money it’s still tiny af when he’s hard. Can’t say I’m surprised to find out he comes up that short, he’s always struck me as the sort of guy who’s majorly compensating for something.