What's a sentence you never thought you'd say until you had kids?

Here are some of the things I've said just today:

"No, the inside of my mouth is not ticklish."

"The cat's butt is clean. You do not need to sniff it."

"Please take your feet out of my breakfast and give me that booger."

"No, Santa is not a rhinocerous."

Edit: RIP my inbox.