Game plan for not dying in France?

Just wondering if anyone has come up with a scheme to retire in France and not die there. Thinking about the 30pc inheritance tax. I was considering maybe have a second home in Andalusia Spain and gradually end up spending half of your days there. But might not be realistic considering mobility. My back up plan is to have my kids drag my dead body across the border.... Both are not good. I really should be content to pay up considering all the awesome benefits, but I do love my kids too. ( This is a light hearted post with a touch of seriousness)