Failed at something that's been done since the Middle Ages and don't k kw what I did wrong.
Tried to make the simplest thing ever - BUTTER
Put heavy cream in my mixer, added a little salt and watched it become whipped cream. Kept mixing waiting for it to become butter and then I was going to strain out the buttermilk, knead the butter and celebrate my brilliance.
Didn't work. I whipped it forever and all I seem to have gotten was "whipped salty cream." Not sure why but it never really separated.
Any tips on how I can idiot proof this?