The Real Reason We Should Not Vote Bald Guy

tg channel: @kyrilkka_228 (Kurilkino pililovo) (he’s not who I’m pulling for this tourney so I don’t have artwork for him)

Hey, I have legitimate arguments against your decision to vote Bald Guy, it goes thusly:

Firstly, he has no actual stans, but I know you probably have propaganda ready for your favorite. So, voting for him is a very bad idea, because the people who get shut down by a joke will likely join it, and they likely do not share your stan, so it is in everyone’s best interest (especially for those of us who are more competitive, including me) that the joke ends here. To staunch pettiness and the shortsightedness of those who may have stans they want to win, we probably shouldn’t let Bald Guy go any further than round uno. It is safer for your pick, if it does die here. The only people voting bald guy should be the people who legitimately believe that their stan has 0% chance of making past the first bracket, and even then, it would be in poor taste to do so.

I may be overreacting, but it sucks when the meme steam rolls, and they have in the past. So, let’s just not risk it.

Best of luck,

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tg channel: @kyrilkka_228 (Kurilkino pililovo) (he’s not who I’m pulling for this tourney so I don’t have artwork for him)

Hey, I have legitimate arguments against your decision to vote Bald Guy, it goes thusly:

Firstly, he has no actual stans, but I know you probably have propaganda ready for your favorite. So, voting for him is a very bad idea, because the people who get shut down by a joke will likely join it, and they likely do not share your stan, so it is in everyone’s best interest (especially for those of us who are more competitive, including me) that the joke ends here. To staunch pettiness and the shortsightedness of those who may have stans they want to win, we probably shouldn’t let Bald Guy go any further than round uno. It is safer for your pick, if it does die here. The only people voting bald guy should be the people who legitimately believe that their stan has 0% chance of making past the first bracket, and even then, it would be in poor taste to do so.

I may be overreacting, but it sucks when the meme steam rolls, and they have in the past. So, let’s just not risk it.

Best of luck,

  • Yoink