Someone took my lunch bag and I’m really fucking bummed

At the very least, it happened after lunch so there was no food lost. However, I did lose the brand new piece of glass Tupperware that my MIL got us for Christmas and a cold can of Sprite that I was looking forward to enjoying on the drive home. I should’ve known better than to leave anything I care about even a god damn inkling out for these absolute savages to take with absolutely zero repercussions.

I’m really hoping it was just a case of a mistaken lunch box, given that it was just a tied up grocery bag; but I always use the furthest away fridge with only a few other lunch boxes in it. Spent 10 minutes looking around the break room like a crazy person seeing if someone ditched it somewhere to no avail.

If it was stolen and you’re reading this you good for nothing piece of shit thief, what goes around comes around. Eat shit and die.